Over the last 60 days, Canada has been thoroughly humiliated by the United States, and yet they keep coming back for more. First, Justin Trudeau tried to talk a big game with his best North American trading partner, but found out that Canada is only as strong as it's big brother to the south. Now, Team Canada, after getting a thumping beginning in the first 9 seconds of the their initial matchup in the 2025 4 Nations Face-Off Championship, losing 3-1; the most anticipated hockey game in recent history (probably since USA beat the Commies of USSSR in 1980 Olympics for the Gold) will take place in our house from the TD Garden in Boston. This excitement is much like having the ability to win big in an online casino, which by the way, the United States is also better at then those who think maple syrup is one of the 4 major food groups. Eh?!?!
Even Megan Markle would rather stay in the United States, which people have grown more tired of her than Taylor Swift, than go live in Canada. (Safe Online Gaming has it on good authority that Prince Harry is asking Donald Trump to deport her, so he can go back to enjoying life!) Canadians must be angry because USA has better run online casinos than them. Yes, finding a perfect online casino such as Happy Sky 777, Sugar Shack, Caliente Casino, Fiesta Jackpot and others; United States online casinos keep you coming back for more. It's no wonder, with strong protection of your identity, flexibility of playing 24/7 and paying out real money online in a timely manner. Unlike waiting for years to get important healthcare in Canada, players can easily access their favorite casino games with a touch of a button from their phone or laptop.
Just to be clear, we don't hate Canada. In fact, we welcome them to join the fun by becoming our 51st state and enjoying our online gambling casino community. We just won't put up with them booing during our National Anthem. (Did they not see how we responded to Colin Kaepernick? And he unfortunately was one of ours.)
If the Canadians would like to avoid the embarrassment of watching another good ole fashion butt whipping; they can instead opt for pulling a lever, playing a card, rolling the dice, or placing a bet on their lucky number. Slots, poker, roulette, blackjack, craps, and other sweepstakes games are available for alternative entertainment, and will certainly keep you coming back for more. Just be sure to do your research, set your limits, and have fun hitting the JACKPOT. We know the Americans will! USA! USA! USA!
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